Donkey Pot Pie

[FLOYD]

Dragon!

[THE BEAST]

You didn't knock when you entered, baby

You didn't wipe your feet

[FLOYD]

Aw, geez!

[THE BEAST & (KNIGHTS)]

I didn't see, I did not see no open house sign

(Is this is Trick or Treat?)

(Ooo-ooo-ooo)

[FLOYD, spoken]

A little help here!

[THE BEAST]

You need to brush up on fairytales, friend

'Cause dragons like their sleep

[FLOYD, spoken]

Go on and grab some shut-eye!

[THE BEAST]

I wrote the book on fire-breathing

[KNIGHTS]

Why don't you read it and weep, weep, weep?

[FLOYD, spoken]

I'm actually already in a book club

We're reading Angela's Ashes

[THE BEAST & (KNIGHTS)]

I'm gonna shake you

I'm gonna bake you

I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie

[BRUCE, spoken]

What?!

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

Salisbury steak you

I'll Frosted Flake you

I'll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie

Yeah!

Yeah!

[FLOYD, spoken]

Wait a minute!

(sung)

Uh

I like a big, big girl

I like a big, big girl

(spoken)

Help me out, boys!

[KNIGHTS, sung]

He likes a big, big girl

He likes a big, big girl

[FLOYD & (KNIGHTS), sung]

And as for you? I think you’re bluffin’

Stompin’ around all huffin’ and puffin’

You want true love? Stop with the hatin’

(Unchain your heart)

He’s out there waiting

(He likes a big, big girl)

(He likes a big, big girl)

(spoken)

Well, I hope you learned somethin' valuable today

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be on my way

What’s wrong with you?

You got somethin' in your eye?

[THE BEAST]

I'm gonna love you

And take hold of you

I'll velvet glove you...

[FLOYD, spoken]

Uh-oh.

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

My donkey pot pie!

I'm gonna keep you

I'm gonna sheep you

I'm gonna sweep you

Up into the sky

I'm gonna squeeze you

I'm gonna tease you

I'm gonna please you

I'm gonna have me

A big ol' honkin'

Sloppy-gloppy-cherry-on-the-toppy

Piece of donkey!

Pot!

Pie...

Na-nana-nanana!

Donkey!

[FLOYD]

Ah!

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

Donkey!

[FLOYD]

Ooo!

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

Donkey!

[FLOYD]

Aye!

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

Pot!

[FLOYD]

Oh! Oh!

[THE BEAST & KNIGHTS]

Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!